Guard Your Children, Michael Jackson is Back in the Country

The child molesting entertainer known as The King of Pop is back in the glorious United States again.

After fleeing to Bahrain and then Ireland after practically being ran out of the our country, he has decided to come back.

This time he is setting up molester-shop in Las Vegas, where he believes he will revive his career. (It's going to take a defibrillator to get that sick man's career revived.)

Vegas of all places? But not many children visit Las Vegas. Oh dear, it almost slipped my mind that he has a few store bought children. And they are just the ages he likes. Two boys and one girl. I'd be willing to bet my pearly white dentures that he threw the girl in there just to throw us off.

Mr. Jackson believes that he will get a deal with one of the casinos to have a show of his own. I think that the casino should be Circus Circus with Michael as the freak show.

Cranky Grammy

What Miss Nevada Should Get a Crown For.

My first subject today is Miss Nevada.
This young, dirty little whore deserves to lose her title.

This picture is "the clean one" I found at TMZ.com. Please refer to Splash News Online for the un-starred & unedited photographs. For such a pretty young woman her demeanor is quite ugly, as are her extremely pigmented areloas.

She should be ashamed of herself.

Performing simulated oral sex, letting other girls lick her behind, and being an all around tramp is what Miss Nevada should get a crown for.

Cranky Grammy

Welcome to Cranky Grammy

I am Cranky Grammy, hear me roar.

I am sick and tired of the young Hollywood starlets that are corrupting our future generations.
From Paris Hilton to Britney Spears, it's a shame these young girls are role models. They try to gain attention, wealth and fame by flashing their bald eagles to every tabloid in town.

Even us seniors know about this shit, we are not as senile as you may often believe. Besides, I don't have much else to do besides drink tea and read the internet.

This is my new, and first blog. I plan on spitting out my two cents daily. Shut up and deal with it.

Oh, and Happy Birthday to me. I accept gifts, or just lovely emails.

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