Showing posts with label Being a Pompous Ass. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Being a Pompous Ass. Show all posts

May 21, 2007

Britney Spears, Sit Your Ass Down!


I read earlier today that Britney Spears threw a fit on an airliner just before the flight was to take off because there weren't leather seats available to her.
Is this the same Miss Spears whom I have observed in numerous photographs on the internet displaying her high quality "hair extensions"? Who is this child kidding? Since when is she a high class diva?
You cannot fool us Britney. We know you live in a world of polyester, pleather and synthetic hair. If you'll walk into a public restroom with no shoes on you can bet your derriere can tolerate a non-leather seat. So sit down, shut up and buckle your safety belt!


Cranky Grammy

January 24, 2007

American Suic-Idol


Just what in the hell is going on with the American public these days?
Millions of you (yes, YOU!) watching this atrocity they call, "entertainment".

I agree with Rosie.
Why do we think it's comical to watch these "millionaires" mock the looks and mentality of these people who so look up to them?

It's a disgrace.
In the case of the mentally challenged entrants, they may not fully comprehend the situation and the mockery they are being made into. Sadly, I imagine their parents and siblings do.
I don't care how they choose to thinly veil it, it is what it is.
They are being selfish, naive, and are behaving as snotty little children.
Their star will fall. And it will come crashing down with a shatter so loud that it will be heard over Paula Abdul's drunken laughter, Simon's ego boasting and Randy Jackson's growling stomach.


Cranky Grammy