Showing posts with label Being a Druggie. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Being a Druggie. Show all posts

June 5, 2007

What I Think Tom Sizemore's Penalty Should Be

If this jerkoff hasn't learned his lesson yet then will he ever?
I wouldn't bet on it.
Instead of locking the halfwit in a cell that we the taxpayers ultimately pay for, why don't we just lock him in a crackhouse and let nature take its course?
I'm being serious folks.
Lock him in a drug den with nothing but a stockpile of meth amphetamine and he'll take care of himself.
It's really that simple.

Tom Sizemore: Click to watch












Cranky Grammy

May 29, 2007

Lindsay Lohan Is Lucky to be Alive



Not that she won't kill herself eventually.
Next time it could be a drug overdose or a fatal automobile accident, or she may even suffer a permanent medical fallout.
The paparazzi, media, her fans and the public have all been watching her downward spiral into what might possibly be her rock bottom. But it seems no one has cared enough to actually help the young star out. Not even her own mother.
Nicole Richie went the wrong way on the freeway, Britney Spears shaved her head and headed to rehab, Paris Hilton violated her probation after driving drunk and now Lindsay is being forced to suffer the consequences.
Today's Hollywood role models are anyting but.
It's startling that no one has been killed. These girls think that partying like they do is what they are supposed to do. It's accepted and even condoned in the industry. It's tolerated and it's celebrated.
The saddest part of it all is the millions of young children who look up to these young women and think that the Lindsay Lohan's of the world are who they want to be when they grow up.


Cranky Grammy

February 20, 2007

But Nobody Liked Anna Nicole Smith!

I am utterly disgusted by the press and their attempt to cover the Anna Nicole Smith saga.
The entire situation has turned into a media circus. And good gracious, I don't see why anybody cares.

















Before Anna died, she was the laughingstock of Hollywood. I don't know how many good things ever came out of someone's mouth about that woman. But I know it wasn't much.

No one liked Anna Nicole Smith.
She was a drunken, washed up, self medicating has been. And an annoying one at that.
The only stories you would ever hear about her was how she had been intoxicated at some event and how she had either taken her clothes off or let them slide off her body. She couldn't even be a good presenter let alone actress.
No one liked Anna Nicole.
Aside from the times when she was young and vibrant and modeling for Guess, she was going nowhere.
Her reality show was watched for nothing but utter amusement. People liked to watch the slurring fat pig mope around her pink palace and complain, and sometimes eat ice cream in bed. She was a joke. To the business, to her fans, and to herself. Anna was a self absorbed drug addict who wallowed in her own misery.
Probably because no one liked her.
And then along came Trimpspa.
At first it was Anna's miraculous comeback. The media was all over her, she was thin again and seemed to have her self confidence back. She claimed she owed it all to TrimSpa. Highly unlikely. I would suffice to say that Anna either had surgery or used drugs to lose that weight, then possibly moved on to TrimSpa to help keep it off. Soon after the novelty wore off and people were once again tired of Anna Nicole. Skinny or fat, she was still the same annoying sloppy Anna Nicole.
Because no one liked Anna Nicole to begin with.

Then the news of Anna Nicole and her pregnancy. Most everyone felt the way I did when I heard about it. "What the hell for?!" Anna was never cut out to be a mother and we all knew it. I also think that we all knew that something bad was going to happen. And it did. And that wasn't just because we didn't like Anna Nicole, it was just plain common sense.
So Anna Nicole is dead. Now everyone loves Anna, and feels so, so sorry for her. The Anna Nicole Smith bandwagon is rolling through town everyone, hop on with your bleeding hearts.


Cranky Grammy

February 19, 2007

Britney Spears' Downward Spiral


I really do feel that little Miss Pop Star is going to have a suicide attempt in the near future. That poor girl is taking drastic measures to ensure that the warning signs are all in place. But is anyone doing anything about it? I haven't seen a picture of Britney Spears and her mother -or any sort of role model- in months.
I fear for this child because she reminds me of a granddaughter of mine. So naive and beautiful but so goddamn dumb at times. If she were my grandchild I tell you what, I'd be flying my ass straight to wherever it was that she happened to be. And forget that speak softly and carry a big stick, I'd be yanking that child by the collar and marching her ass straight to grandma's house for some Granny Law and she wouldn't be leaving until her shit had been straightened out. Don't get me wrong, I would also love that child like no tomorrow. Because tomorrow is something that might not come for this kid.

Cranky Grammy

December 29, 2006

Mike Tyson Should Spend the Rest of His Life Behind Bars


That damn fool was arrested again. This time for being so high on drugs that he almost hit a police officers car.
This man is just plain crazy. He doesn't need cocaine to make him any crazier either.
Mike Tyson is very lucky he didn't kill someone last night.
He has never been the poster child of mental health, and he never will. He has showed us time after time after time again that he is a threat to society.
He has acted in rage many times over.
He had beaten parking lot attendants, forced himself of multiple women only to then beat the person coming to their rescue, he smashed his BMW into a tree in 1988, and that same year he also got into a street brawl with another fighter. He beat his ex-wife, be bit the ear off a competitor, he assaulted the driver and passenger of a vehicle that he collided with in an accident, he quite possibly raped a beauty queen, which he served hard time in prison for. He always maintained that he never raped her, but in an interview some years later stated,

"I just hate her guts. She put me in that state, where I don't know. I really wish I did now. But now I really do want to rape her and her fucking mama."

Now you tell me, do we need a man like this running our streets?
Grammy thinks Sadam needs a hanging partner this weekend.


Cranky Grammy

December 28, 2006

Britney Spears is on Drugs


This girl has got her numb head up her rear.

Yes, I have peeked at the naughty photographs of her woman parts and I must say, I was disgusted.

Shining her prepubescent looking vagina all over town while hanging out with that good for nothing Paris Hilton, vomiting, table dancing like a red light whore, (and dressing like one too), drinking and leaving her poor children at home, I must say that I know for a fact that this young woman is on drugs.

I couldn't tell you what kind because Lord knows, this grammy has never tried a drug in her life. But I know it. She's on drugs.

How else must you explain her crazy behavior? You can't. It's drugs, plain and simple. You just watch, it will come out eventually.

I have that wonderful mother's intuition. And it is telling me that this young lady is in serious trouble...or just plain stupid.

Cranky Grammy