Lindsay Lohan Is Lucky to be Alive

Not that she won't kill herself eventually.
Next time it could be a drug overdose or a fatal automobile accident, or she may even suffer a permanent medical fallout.
The paparazzi, media, her fans and the public have all been watching her downward spiral into what might possibly be her rock bottom. But it seems no one has cared enough to actually help the young star out. Not even her own mother.
Nicole Richie went the wrong way on the freeway, Britney Spears shaved her head and headed to rehab, Paris Hilton violated her probation after driving drunk and now Lindsay is being forced to suffer the consequences.
Today's Hollywood role models are anyting but.
It's startling that no one has been killed. These girls think that partying like they do is what they are supposed to do. It's accepted and even condoned in the industry. It's tolerated and it's celebrated.
The saddest part of it all is the millions of young children who look up to these young women and think that the Lindsay Lohan's of the world are who they want to be when they grow up.

Cranky Grammy

Britney Spears Did Not Fall Asleep on New Years

I can't believe how stupid Britney's publicists think we are. Britney fell asleep and was carried out of the club in Vegas because she was simply tired. Hogwash! She was seen drinking and dancing earlier in the night. She wasn't lounging around with droopy eyes, she was ripping the place apart. Isn't this the same Britney who vomited in a nightclub lavatory the previous week? It's just plain insulting the things these publicists will say and do. Do they really think that we, the public, are as stupid as their clients? They must be creatures of habit. Used to working with idiots, therefore believing everyone is an idiot. Enough with the games people. All your succeeding in doing is pissing off & offending the fans so that your client might not get a little bad press. Just remember, any press is good press. You numbskulls.

Cranky Grammy