Tom Cruise Baits and Hooks the Beckhams

The Scientologists must love Mr. Cruise. Tom has somehow convinced the British couple to move to Los Angeles where he promises to make their already "perfect" little celebrity life just that much better. Victoria and David Beckham will be spoiled with the best that LA has to offer, but all the while Cruise will be behind scenes working for the Beckham's souls. They are saying that the Beckhams are falling for it, hook, line and sinker. Before we know it Victoria will be wearing the Kabbalah string and David will be sucking Tom's %*@!.

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Cranky is Cool

Cranky.com Site Targets Over-50 Crowd

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Will Somebody PLEASE Bury James Brown?

What in the hell is going on? Everyone is squawking and fighting over where to bury him. Well figure it out for Pete's sake! It has been nearly two and a half weeks since he passed. They are having to keep him in a temperature controlled room until all the vultures decide on what to do with him and his belongings. You can bet people are coming out of the woodwork to get their greasy hands on whatever they can. They always do.

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Those Were the Days..

Myrna Loy


“Life, is not a having and a getting, but a being and a becoming.” -Myrna Loy


“I think that carrying on a life that is meant to be private in public is a breach of taste, common sense, and mental hygiene.” -Myrna Loy

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Cranky Grammy Fan Mail

"U go get 'em grammy! All these girls need someone like you... so don't hold back, ur my new favorite website. Everyone needs some kind of moral compass, and no one more than these girls with no self esteem. So keep on writing no matter what anyone says. You have a least one fan over here. Peace and Love. And do yo' thang, girl!"

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Donald Trump is Scum, and so is His Whore of a Wife

Who the hell does this pucker faced, comb over magician think he is? He's a PIMP - just like Rosie called it. He is pimping out young girls for profit. But he paints a rosie (no pun intended) picture of what he is doing and makes it seem like he is some sort of father figure or some blasted thing.
These young girls are dumb, young prostitutes -if you will- who don't seem to care that they are being exploited. They even exploit themselves, so why should they care if someone else does it? Especially if that someone has lots of money and a ticket to fames VIP room? As for Trump's collagen injected ex-whore of a wife, who cares what the hell she thinks about any of it. Do any of us? No, because just yesterday I saw old photographs of her exploiting herself as well. Of course she married someone like the Trump. And of course she is going to stand by her pimp, because that's what whores do.

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Britney Spears Did Not Fall Asleep on New Years

I can't believe how stupid Britney's publicists think we are. Britney fell asleep and was carried out of the club in Vegas because she was simply tired. Hogwash! She was seen drinking and dancing earlier in the night. She wasn't lounging around with droopy eyes, she was ripping the place apart. Isn't this the same Britney who vomited in a nightclub lavatory the previous week? It's just plain insulting the things these publicists will say and do. Do they really think that we, the public, are as stupid as their clients? They must be creatures of habit. Used to working with idiots, therefore believing everyone is an idiot. Enough with the games people. All your succeeding in doing is pissing off & offending the fans so that your client might not get a little bad press. Just remember, any press is good press. You numbskulls.

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Mike Tyson Should Spend the Rest of His Life Behind Bars

That damn fool was arrested again. This time for being so high on drugs that he almost hit a police officers car.
This man is just plain crazy. He doesn't need cocaine to make him any crazier either.
Mike Tyson is very lucky he didn't kill someone last night.
He has never been the poster child of mental health, and he never will. He has showed us time after time after time again that he is a threat to society.
He has acted in rage many times over.
He had beaten parking lot attendants, forced himself of multiple women only to then beat the person coming to their rescue, he smashed his BMW into a tree in 1988, and that same year he also got into a street brawl with another fighter. He beat his ex-wife, be bit the ear off a competitor, he assaulted the driver and passenger of a vehicle that he collided with in an accident, he quite possibly raped a beauty queen, which he served hard time in prison for. He always maintained that he never raped her, but in an interview some years later stated,

"I just hate her guts. She put me in that state, where I don't know. I really wish I did now. But now I really do want to rape her and her fucking mama."

Now you tell me, do we need a man like this running our streets?
Grammy thinks Sadam needs a hanging partner this weekend.

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Britney Spears is on Drugs

This girl has got her numb head up her rear.

Yes, I have peeked at the naughty photographs of her woman parts and I must say, I was disgusted.

Shining her prepubescent looking vagina all over town while hanging out with that good for nothing Paris Hilton, vomiting, table dancing like a red light whore, (and dressing like one too), drinking and leaving her poor children at home, I must say that I know for a fact that this young woman is on drugs.

I couldn't tell you what kind because Lord knows, this grammy has never tried a drug in her life. But I know it. She's on drugs.

How else must you explain her crazy behavior? You can't. It's drugs, plain and simple. You just watch, it will come out eventually.

I have that wonderful mother's intuition. And it is telling me that this young lady is in serious trouble...or just plain stupid.

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Guard Your Children, Michael Jackson is Back in the Country

The child molesting entertainer known as The King of Pop is back in the glorious United States again.

After fleeing to Bahrain and then Ireland after practically being ran out of the our country, he has decided to come back.

This time he is setting up molester-shop in Las Vegas, where he believes he will revive his career. (It's going to take a defibrillator to get that sick man's career revived.)

Vegas of all places? But not many children visit Las Vegas. Oh dear, it almost slipped my mind that he has a few store bought children. And they are just the ages he likes. Two boys and one girl. I'd be willing to bet my pearly white dentures that he threw the girl in there just to throw us off.

Mr. Jackson believes that he will get a deal with one of the casinos to have a show of his own. I think that the casino should be Circus Circus with Michael as the freak show.

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What Miss Nevada Should Get a Crown For.

My first subject today is Miss Nevada.
This young, dirty little whore deserves to lose her title.

This picture is "the clean one" I found at TMZ.com. Please refer to Splash News Online for the un-starred & unedited photographs. For such a pretty young woman her demeanor is quite ugly, as are her extremely pigmented areloas.

She should be ashamed of herself.

Performing simulated oral sex, letting other girls lick her behind, and being an all around tramp is what Miss Nevada should get a crown for.

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Welcome to Cranky Grammy

I am Cranky Grammy, hear me roar.

I am sick and tired of the young Hollywood starlets that are corrupting our future generations.
From Paris Hilton to Britney Spears, it's a shame these young girls are role models. They try to gain attention, wealth and fame by flashing their bald eagles to every tabloid in town.

Even us seniors know about this shit, we are not as senile as you may often believe. Besides, I don't have much else to do besides drink tea and read the internet.

This is my new, and first blog. I plan on spitting out my two cents daily. Shut up and deal with it.

Oh, and Happy Birthday to me. I accept gifts, or just lovely emails.

CrankyGrammy@gmail.com

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