Britney Spears' Downward Spiral

I really do feel that little Miss Pop Star is going to have a suicide attempt in the near future. That poor girl is taking drastic measures to ensure that the warning signs are all in place. But is anyone doing anything about it? I haven't seen a picture of Britney Spears and her mother -or any sort of role model- in months.
I fear for this child because she reminds me of a granddaughter of mine. So naive and beautiful but so goddamn dumb at times. If she were my grandchild I tell you what, I'd be flying my ass straight to wherever it was that she happened to be. And forget that speak softly and carry a big stick, I'd be yanking that child by the collar and marching her ass straight to grandma's house for some Granny Law and she wouldn't be leaving until her shit had been straightened out. Don't get me wrong, I would also love that child like no tomorrow. Because tomorrow is something that might not come for this kid.

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Howard K. Stern Killed Anna Nicole Smith

This is just a theory of mine, but I believe in a woman's intuition. This Howard gentleman (and I use the term loosely) took full advantage of Anna for many years.
This man had a sick obsession with her, even a little old woman like myself could figure that out. When Anna's son, Daniel, first died I immediately thought about that Howard character as well. I figured that he wanted to take out his competition so to speak.
Then when Anna died last week I thought that perhaps she was threatening to leave him or something and that led to his causing her overdose. Which think about it, how hard would it be? Just slip a lethal dose of that liquid heroin in her drink and the job would be done. Everyone knows about Anna's drug addictions so it's not like anyone would be pointing the finger at Howard right? Wrong.
You can bet your bottom dollar that this bug eyed obsessive man will somehow be at the bottom of all this. And don't expect him to get away with it either.

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American Suic-Idol

Just what in the hell is going on with the American public these days?
Millions of you (yes, YOU!) watching this atrocity they call, "entertainment".
I agree with Rosie.
Why do we think it's comical to watch these "millionaires" mock the looks and mentality of these people who so look up to them?
It's a disgrace.
In the case of the mentally challenged entrants, they may not fully comprehend the situation and the mockery they are being made into. Sadly, I imagine their parents and siblings do.
I don't care how they choose to thinly veil it, it is what it is.
They are being selfish, naive, and are behaving as snotty little children.
Their star will fall. And it will come crashing down with a shatter so loud that it will be heard over Paula Abdul's drunken laughter, Simon's ego boasting and Randy Jackson's growling stomach.


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Tom Cruise Baits and Hooks the Beckhams

The Scientologists must love Mr. Cruise. Tom has somehow convinced the British couple to move to Los Angeles where he promises to make their already "perfect" little celebrity life just that much better. Victoria and David Beckham will be spoiled with the best that LA has to offer, but all the while Cruise will be behind scenes working for the Beckham's souls. They are saying that the Beckhams are falling for it, hook, line and sinker. Before we know it Victoria will be wearing the Kabbalah string and David will be sucking Tom's %*@!.

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Cranky is Cool

Cranky.com Site Targets Over-50 Crowd

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Will Somebody PLEASE Bury James Brown?

What in the hell is going on? Everyone is squawking and fighting over where to bury him. Well figure it out for Pete's sake! It has been nearly two and a half weeks since he passed. They are having to keep him in a temperature controlled room until all the vultures decide on what to do with him and his belongings. You can bet people are coming out of the woodwork to get their greasy hands on whatever they can. They always do.

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Those Were the Days..

Myrna Loy


“Life, is not a having and a getting, but a being and a becoming.” -Myrna Loy


“I think that carrying on a life that is meant to be private in public is a breach of taste, common sense, and mental hygiene.” -Myrna Loy

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Cranky Grammy Fan Mail

"U go get 'em grammy! All these girls need someone like you... so don't hold back, ur my new favorite website. Everyone needs some kind of moral compass, and no one more than these girls with no self esteem. So keep on writing no matter what anyone says. You have a least one fan over here. Peace and Love. And do yo' thang, girl!"

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Donald Trump is Scum, and so is His Whore of a Wife

Who the hell does this pucker faced, comb over magician think he is? He's a PIMP - just like Rosie called it. He is pimping out young girls for profit. But he paints a rosie (no pun intended) picture of what he is doing and makes it seem like he is some sort of father figure or some blasted thing.
These young girls are dumb, young prostitutes -if you will- who don't seem to care that they are being exploited. They even exploit themselves, so why should they care if someone else does it? Especially if that someone has lots of money and a ticket to fames VIP room? As for Trump's collagen injected ex-whore of a wife, who cares what the hell she thinks about any of it. Do any of us? No, because just yesterday I saw old photographs of her exploiting herself as well. Of course she married someone like the Trump. And of course she is going to stand by her pimp, because that's what whores do.

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Britney Spears Did Not Fall Asleep on New Years

I can't believe how stupid Britney's publicists think we are. Britney fell asleep and was carried out of the club in Vegas because she was simply tired. Hogwash! She was seen drinking and dancing earlier in the night. She wasn't lounging around with droopy eyes, she was ripping the place apart. Isn't this the same Britney who vomited in a nightclub lavatory the previous week? It's just plain insulting the things these publicists will say and do. Do they really think that we, the public, are as stupid as their clients? They must be creatures of habit. Used to working with idiots, therefore believing everyone is an idiot. Enough with the games people. All your succeeding in doing is pissing off & offending the fans so that your client might not get a little bad press. Just remember, any press is good press. You numbskulls.

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Mike Tyson Should Spend the Rest of His Life Behind Bars

That damn fool was arrested again. This time for being so high on drugs that he almost hit a police officers car.
This man is just plain crazy. He doesn't need cocaine to make him any crazier either.
Mike Tyson is very lucky he didn't kill someone last night.
He has never been the poster child of mental health, and he never will. He has showed us time after time after time again that he is a threat to society.
He has acted in rage many times over.
He had beaten parking lot attendants, forced himself of multiple women only to then beat the person coming to their rescue, he smashed his BMW into a tree in 1988, and that same year he also got into a street brawl with another fighter. He beat his ex-wife, be bit the ear off a competitor, he assaulted the driver and passenger of a vehicle that he collided with in an accident, he quite possibly raped a beauty queen, which he served hard time in prison for. He always maintained that he never raped her, but in an interview some years later stated,

"I just hate her guts. She put me in that state, where I don't know. I really wish I did now. But now I really do want to rape her and her fucking mama."

Now you tell me, do we need a man like this running our streets?
Grammy thinks Sadam needs a hanging partner this weekend.

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Britney Spears is on Drugs

This girl has got her numb head up her rear.

Yes, I have peeked at the naughty photographs of her woman parts and I must say, I was disgusted.

Shining her prepubescent looking vagina all over town while hanging out with that good for nothing Paris Hilton, vomiting, table dancing like a red light whore, (and dressing like one too), drinking and leaving her poor children at home, I must say that I know for a fact that this young woman is on drugs.

I couldn't tell you what kind because Lord knows, this grammy has never tried a drug in her life. But I know it. She's on drugs.

How else must you explain her crazy behavior? You can't. It's drugs, plain and simple. You just watch, it will come out eventually.

I have that wonderful mother's intuition. And it is telling me that this young lady is in serious trouble...or just plain stupid.

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