Lindsay Lohan Is Lucky to be Alive

Not that she won't kill herself eventually.
Next time it could be a drug overdose or a fatal automobile accident, or she may even suffer a permanent medical fallout.
The paparazzi, media, her fans and the public have all been watching her downward spiral into what might possibly be her rock bottom. But it seems no one has cared enough to actually help the young star out. Not even her own mother.
Nicole Richie went the wrong way on the freeway, Britney Spears shaved her head and headed to rehab, Paris Hilton violated her probation after driving drunk and now Lindsay is being forced to suffer the consequences.
Today's Hollywood role models are anyting but.
It's startling that no one has been killed. These girls think that partying like they do is what they are supposed to do. It's accepted and even condoned in the industry. It's tolerated and it's celebrated.
The saddest part of it all is the millions of young children who look up to these young women and think that the Lindsay Lohan's of the world are who they want to be when they grow up.

Cranky Grammy

Britney Spears, Sit Your Ass Down!

I read earlier today that Britney Spears threw a fit on an airliner just before the flight was to take off because there weren't leather seats available to her.
Is this the same Miss Spears whom I have observed in numerous photographs on the internet displaying her high quality "hair extensions"? Who is this child kidding? Since when is she a high class diva?
You cannot fool us Britney. We know you live in a world of polyester, pleather and synthetic hair. If you'll walk into a public restroom with no shoes on you can bet your derriere can tolerate a non-leather seat. So sit down, shut up and buckle your safety belt!

Cranky Grammy

Grammy Returns!

Hello old-timers.
First of all let me apologize for being away for such a long period of time. My sister became very ill at the end of March. I had to care for her as most of our family has passed. I am elated to report to you that Mabel is doing well and able to care for herself once again.
I will be back blogging like the dickens once again. I hope there are a few of you who still care to visit old grammy. I did receive emails while I was away and I would like to say thank you to those who were concerned.
Grammy's back..now I just have to find something to bitch about.

Cranky Grammy