February 20, 2007

But Nobody Liked Anna Nicole Smith!

I am utterly disgusted by the press and their attempt to cover the Anna Nicole Smith saga.
The entire situation has turned into a media circus. And good gracious, I don't see why anybody cares.

















Before Anna died, she was the laughingstock of Hollywood. I don't know how many good things ever came out of someone's mouth about that woman. But I know it wasn't much.

No one liked Anna Nicole Smith.
She was a drunken, washed up, self medicating has been. And an annoying one at that.
The only stories you would ever hear about her was how she had been intoxicated at some event and how she had either taken her clothes off or let them slide off her body. She couldn't even be a good presenter let alone actress.
No one liked Anna Nicole.
Aside from the times when she was young and vibrant and modeling for Guess, she was going nowhere.
Her reality show was watched for nothing but utter amusement. People liked to watch the slurring fat pig mope around her pink palace and complain, and sometimes eat ice cream in bed. She was a joke. To the business, to her fans, and to herself. Anna was a self absorbed drug addict who wallowed in her own misery.
Probably because no one liked her.
And then along came Trimpspa.
At first it was Anna's miraculous comeback. The media was all over her, she was thin again and seemed to have her self confidence back. She claimed she owed it all to TrimSpa. Highly unlikely. I would suffice to say that Anna either had surgery or used drugs to lose that weight, then possibly moved on to TrimSpa to help keep it off. Soon after the novelty wore off and people were once again tired of Anna Nicole. Skinny or fat, she was still the same annoying sloppy Anna Nicole.
Because no one liked Anna Nicole to begin with.

Then the news of Anna Nicole and her pregnancy. Most everyone felt the way I did when I heard about it. "What the hell for?!" Anna was never cut out to be a mother and we all knew it. I also think that we all knew that something bad was going to happen. And it did. And that wasn't just because we didn't like Anna Nicole, it was just plain common sense.
So Anna Nicole is dead. Now everyone loves Anna, and feels so, so sorry for her. The Anna Nicole Smith bandwagon is rolling through town everyone, hop on with your bleeding hearts.


Cranky Grammy