Britney Spears, Sit Your Ass Down!

I read earlier today that Britney Spears threw a fit on an airliner just before the flight was to take off because there weren't leather seats available to her.
Is this the same Miss Spears whom I have observed in numerous photographs on the internet displaying her high quality "hair extensions"? Who is this child kidding? Since when is she a high class diva?
You cannot fool us Britney. We know you live in a world of polyester, pleather and synthetic hair. If you'll walk into a public restroom with no shoes on you can bet your derriere can tolerate a non-leather seat. So sit down, shut up and buckle your safety belt!

Cranky Grammy

Grammy Returns!

Hello old-timers.
First of all let me apologize for being away for such a long period of time. My sister became very ill at the end of March. I had to care for her as most of our family has passed. I am elated to report to you that Mabel is doing well and able to care for herself once again.
I will be back blogging like the dickens once again. I hope there are a few of you who still care to visit old grammy. I did receive emails while I was away and I would like to say thank you to those who were concerned.
Grammy's back..now I just have to find something to bitch about.

Cranky Grammy