December 29, 2006

Mike Tyson Should Spend the Rest of His Life Behind Bars


That damn fool was arrested again. This time for being so high on drugs that he almost hit a police officers car.
This man is just plain crazy. He doesn't need cocaine to make him any crazier either.
Mike Tyson is very lucky he didn't kill someone last night.
He has never been the poster child of mental health, and he never will. He has showed us time after time after time again that he is a threat to society.
He has acted in rage many times over.
He had beaten parking lot attendants, forced himself of multiple women only to then beat the person coming to their rescue, he smashed his BMW into a tree in 1988, and that same year he also got into a street brawl with another fighter. He beat his ex-wife, be bit the ear off a competitor, he assaulted the driver and passenger of a vehicle that he collided with in an accident, he quite possibly raped a beauty queen, which he served hard time in prison for. He always maintained that he never raped her, but in an interview some years later stated,

"I just hate her guts. She put me in that state, where I don't know. I really wish I did now. But now I really do want to rape her and her fucking mama."

Now you tell me, do we need a man like this running our streets?
Grammy thinks Sadam needs a hanging partner this weekend.


Cranky Grammy

December 28, 2006

Britney Spears is on Drugs


This girl has got her numb head up her rear.

Yes, I have peeked at the naughty photographs of her woman parts and I must say, I was disgusted.

Shining her prepubescent looking vagina all over town while hanging out with that good for nothing Paris Hilton, vomiting, table dancing like a red light whore, (and dressing like one too), drinking and leaving her poor children at home, I must say that I know for a fact that this young woman is on drugs.

I couldn't tell you what kind because Lord knows, this grammy has never tried a drug in her life. But I know it. She's on drugs.

How else must you explain her crazy behavior? You can't. It's drugs, plain and simple. You just watch, it will come out eventually.

I have that wonderful mother's intuition. And it is telling me that this young lady is in serious trouble...or just plain stupid.

Cranky Grammy

December 27, 2006

Guard Your Children, Michael Jackson is Back in the Country


The child molesting entertainer known as The King of Pop is back in the glorious United States again.

After fleeing to Bahrain and then Ireland after practically being ran out of the our country, he has decided to come back.

This time he is setting up molester-shop in Las Vegas, where he believes he will revive his career. (It's going to take a defibrillator to get that sick man's career revived.)

Vegas of all places? But not many children visit Las Vegas. Oh dear, it almost slipped my mind that he has a few store bought children. And they are just the ages he likes. Two boys and one girl. I'd be willing to bet my pearly white dentures that he threw the girl in there just to throw us off.

Mr. Jackson believes that he will get a deal with one of the casinos to have a show of his own. I think that the casino should be Circus Circus with Michael as the freak show.



Cranky Grammy

December 26, 2006

What Miss Nevada Should Get a Crown For.





















My first subject today is Miss Nevada.
This young, dirty little whore deserves to lose her title.

This picture is "the clean one" I found at TMZ.com. Please refer to Splash News Online for the un-starred & unedited photographs. For such a pretty young woman her demeanor is quite ugly, as are her extremely pigmented areloas.

She should be ashamed of herself.

Performing simulated oral sex, letting other girls lick her behind, and being an all around tramp is what Miss Nevada should get a crown for.

Cranky Grammy

Welcome to Cranky Grammy


I am Cranky Grammy, hear me roar.

I am sick and tired of the young Hollywood starlets that are corrupting our future generations.
From Paris Hilton to Britney Spears, it's a shame these young girls are role models. They try to gain attention, wealth and fame by flashing their bald eagles to every tabloid in town.

Even us seniors know about this shit, we are not as senile as you may often believe. Besides, I don't have much else to do besides drink tea and read the internet.

This is my new, and first blog. I plan on spitting out my two cents daily. Shut up and deal with it.

Oh, and Happy Birthday to me. I accept gifts, or just lovely emails.

CrankyGrammy@gmail.com

Cranky Grammy