American Suic-Idol

Just what in the hell is going on with the American public these days?
Millions of you (yes, YOU!) watching this atrocity they call, "entertainment".
I agree with Rosie.
Why do we think it's comical to watch these "millionaires" mock the looks and mentality of these people who so look up to them?
It's a disgrace.
In the case of the mentally challenged entrants, they may not fully comprehend the situation and the mockery they are being made into. Sadly, I imagine their parents and siblings do.
I don't care how they choose to thinly veil it, it is what it is.
They are being selfish, naive, and are behaving as snotty little children.
Their star will fall. And it will come crashing down with a shatter so loud that it will be heard over Paula Abdul's drunken laughter, Simon's ego boasting and Randy Jackson's growling stomach.


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Tom Cruise Baits and Hooks the Beckhams

The Scientologists must love Mr. Cruise. Tom has somehow convinced the British couple to move to Los Angeles where he promises to make their already "perfect" little celebrity life just that much better. Victoria and David Beckham will be spoiled with the best that LA has to offer, but all the while Cruise will be behind scenes working for the Beckham's souls. They are saying that the Beckhams are falling for it, hook, line and sinker. Before we know it Victoria will be wearing the Kabbalah string and David will be sucking Tom's %*@!.

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Cranky is Cool

Cranky.com Site Targets Over-50 Crowd

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Will Somebody PLEASE Bury James Brown?

What in the hell is going on? Everyone is squawking and fighting over where to bury him. Well figure it out for Pete's sake! It has been nearly two and a half weeks since he passed. They are having to keep him in a temperature controlled room until all the vultures decide on what to do with him and his belongings. You can bet people are coming out of the woodwork to get their greasy hands on whatever they can. They always do.

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Those Were the Days..

Myrna Loy


“Life, is not a having and a getting, but a being and a becoming.” -Myrna Loy


“I think that carrying on a life that is meant to be private in public is a breach of taste, common sense, and mental hygiene.” -Myrna Loy

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Cranky Grammy Fan Mail

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Donald Trump is Scum, and so is His Whore of a Wife

Who the hell does this pucker faced, comb over magician think he is? He's a PIMP - just like Rosie called it. He is pimping out young girls for profit. But he paints a rosie (no pun intended) picture of what he is doing and makes it seem like he is some sort of father figure or some blasted thing.
These young girls are dumb, young prostitutes -if you will- who don't seem to care that they are being exploited. They even exploit themselves, so why should they care if someone else does it? Especially if that someone has lots of money and a ticket to fames VIP room? As for Trump's collagen injected ex-whore of a wife, who cares what the hell she thinks about any of it. Do any of us? No, because just yesterday I saw old photographs of her exploiting herself as well. Of course she married someone like the Trump. And of course she is going to stand by her pimp, because that's what whores do.

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Britney Spears Did Not Fall Asleep on New Years

I can't believe how stupid Britney's publicists think we are. Britney fell asleep and was carried out of the club in Vegas because she was simply tired. Hogwash! She was seen drinking and dancing earlier in the night. She wasn't lounging around with droopy eyes, she was ripping the place apart. Isn't this the same Britney who vomited in a nightclub lavatory the previous week? It's just plain insulting the things these publicists will say and do. Do they really think that we, the public, are as stupid as their clients? They must be creatures of habit. Used to working with idiots, therefore believing everyone is an idiot. Enough with the games people. All your succeeding in doing is pissing off & offending the fans so that your client might not get a little bad press. Just remember, any press is good press. You numbskulls.

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